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She asked if there was anything he needed. Yes, he told her, lots of ChapStick.<br /><br />There must have been something wrong with the connection. His mom sent him what she thought he asked for: 300 pairs of chopsticks.<br /><br /><center><br /><a style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-family: georgia;" href="http://crazpic.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size:150%;">Previous</span></a> ~ <a style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-family: georgia;" href="http://crazpic.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size:150%;">Next</span></a><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">Laugh at our thousand funny and clean jokes. 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They decide to stop for a bite to eat in the village of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogo-gogoch.*<br /><br />Baffled by the name, one of them turns to a local and asks, "Would you please say where we are—very slowly?"<br /><br />The Welshman leans over and says, very slowly, "Burrr-gerrr Kinngg."<br /><br /><br />*We kid you not! The 3,000 people in this community on the island of Anglesey must spend hours writing their return address.<br /><br /><center><br /><a style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-family: georgia;" href="http://crazpic.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size:150%;">Previous</span></a> | <a style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-family: georgia;" href="http://crazpic.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size:150%;">Next</span></a><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">Laugh at our thousand funny and clean jokes. 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As they head toward the doors of the church, the wife of the deceased leaps to her feet and shouts, "Watch the wall!"<br /><br /><center><br /><a style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-family: georgia;" href="http://crazpic.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size:150%;">Previous</span></a> | <a style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-family: georgia;" href="http://crazpic.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size:150%;">Next</span></a><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">Laugh at our thousand funny and clean jokes. 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"When will I meet her?"<br /><br />"Next semester," says the psychic, "in biology class."<br /><br /><center><br /><a style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-family: georgia;" href="http://crazpic.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size:150%;">Previous</span></a> | <a style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-family: georgia;" href="http://crazpic.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size:150%;">Next</span></a><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">Laugh at our thousand funny and clean jokes. Check out hilarious photos and videos.</span><br /></center><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer">http://crazpic.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default</div>CrazMoneyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13451612948556419461noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1398843278352293238.post-4743890786638998862009-06-07T01:31:00.000-07:002009-06-07T01:32:05.173-07:00Joke: Listening Skills<div style="text-align: justify;">"Guess what?" yelled my high schooler as he burst through the door. "I got a 100 on the Spanish quiz that I didn't even know we were having."<br /><br />"That's great!" I said. "But why didn't you know about the quiz?"<br /><br />"Because our teacher told us about it in Spanish."<br /><br /><center><br /><a style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-family: georgia;" href="http://crazpic.blogspot.com"><span style="font-size:150%;">Previous</span></a> | <a style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-family: georgia;" href="http://crazpic.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size:150%;">Next</span></a><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">Laugh at our thousand funny and clean jokes. 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"Every night I take my teeth out at six o'clock."<br /><br /><center><br /><a style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-family: georgia;" href="http://crazpic.blogspot.com"><span style="font-size:150%;">Previous</span></a> | <a style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-family: georgia;" href="http://crazpic.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size:150%;">Next</span></a><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">Laugh at our thousand funny and clean jokes. Check out hilarious photos and videos.</span><br /></center><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer">http://crazpic.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default</div>CrazMoneyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13451612948556419461noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1398843278352293238.post-35019047962826316512009-06-07T01:26:00.000-07:002009-06-07T01:27:03.690-07:00Joke: Looking for Space<div style="text-align: justify;">I was driving around and around a parking garage in search of an available space. Nothing. Then I noticed a couple walking ahead of me.<br /><br />"Going out?" I called to them.<br /><br />"No," said the man. "Just friends."<br /><br /><center><br /><a style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-family: georgia;" href="http://crazpic.blogspot.com"><span style="font-size:150%;">Previous</span></a> | <a style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-family: georgia;" href="http://crazpic.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size:150%;">Next</span></a><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">Laugh at our thousand funny and clean jokes. 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Taped to the door was this note: "Teacher, your brains are next door at the barbershop."<br /><br /><center><br /><a style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-family: georgia;" href="http://crazpic.blogspot.com"><span style="font-size:150%;">Previous</span></a> | <a style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-family: georgia;" href="http://crazpic.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size:150%;">Next</span></a><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">Laugh at our thousand funny and clean jokes. Check out hilarious photos and videos.</span><br /></center><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer">http://crazpic.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default</div>CrazMoneyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13451612948556419461noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1398843278352293238.post-3893022547220867912009-06-07T01:24:00.001-07:002009-06-07T01:24:54.426-07:00Joke: Resume Classics<div style="text-align: justify;">What's the finest example of fiction today? The résumé. Here are some classics sent to bemused hiring managers.<br /><br />Candidate listed military service dating back to before he was born.<br />Candidate claimed to be a member of the Kennedy family.<br />Job seeker claimed to be the CEO of a company, when he was an hourly employee.<br />Job seeker included samples of work, which were actually those of the interviewer.<br /><br /><center><br /><a style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-family: georgia;" href="http://crazpic.blogspot.com"><span style="font-size:150%;">Previous</span></a> | <a style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-family: georgia;" href="http://crazpic.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size:150%;">Next</span></a><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">Laugh at our thousand funny and clean jokes. 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"Say hi to Mom."<br /><br /><center><br /><a style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-family: georgia;" href="http://crazpic.blogspot.com"><span style="font-size:150%;">Previous</span></a> | <a style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-family: georgia;" href="http://crazpic.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size:150%;">Next</span></a><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">Laugh at our thousand funny and clean jokes. Check out hilarious photos and videos.</span><br /></center><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer">http://crazpic.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default</div>CrazMoneyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13451612948556419461noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1398843278352293238.post-87269229428629342622009-06-07T01:21:00.001-07:002009-06-07T01:21:45.466-07:00Joke: Self Serve<div style="text-align: justify;">My husband, who uses a wheelchair, showed up at his eye doctor's for an appointment. The receptionist checked the schedule, then said, "The nurse will call you in a moment. Have a seat."<br /><br />He smiled. "Done."<br /><br /><center><br /><a style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-family: georgia;" href="http://crazpic.blogspot.com"><span style="font-size:150%;">Previous</span></a> | <a style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-family: georgia;" href="http://crazpic.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size:150%;">Next</span></a><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">Laugh at our thousand funny and clean jokes. Check out hilarious photos and videos.</span><br /></center><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer">http://crazpic.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default</div>CrazMoneyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13451612948556419461noreply@blogger.com